Yes they can just take a look at this years NL MVP Ryan Braun.

He says thats, “BS” but we know it better as HGH!

A 50 game suspension?  Are you serious?  I really hate all of you.  Are you telling me that I can take Performance Enhancing Drugs until I get to the pros and when I get caught all I have to do is sit out for 50 games?  Do you morons know there are 162 games in your season?  What’s wrong with you?  Make an example out of this guy.  BAN HIM FROM THE LEAGUE.  He is cheating and corrupting your image.  I don’t care if next year he gives a pep rally for high school kids saying PED’s are bad, whenever he comes to my home field you will sure as hell see a banner with some kind of phrase like, “RYAN BRAUN*”  I mean Bud Selig get your head out of your butt.  This is what baseball has come down to:

Who can fit the biggest dip in their lip, and who’s got the best juice.

F*** Baseball.

Why the heck do some people claim that they have no time to do Christmas shopping? Is it all that hard to spend a saturday or sunday afternoon shopping for the people you care about? Come on you heartless jerks. I mean seriously a woman at a wal-mart tried to better her chances of getting all the gifts she wanted so she brought mace with her. She obviously cares more about the joy she is going to bring to her loved ones than whether or not she injures someone. That’s dedication. Personally I hate giving gifts to people, not so much I hate giving them the gifts, I just have no clue on what to get them.

Like for instance the past week I have been brainstorming ideas on what to get everybody.  I have some really awesome ideas, I mean seriously I don’t come up with bad ideas.  It’s just a pain in the butt to have to come up with all these ideas.  I maybe awesome, but even Spose only came out with one hit song (because it was a pain to come out with more than one).  So like a gentleman I am trying to make these ideas come to life.  Which shouldn’t be too hard, it will just be a pain.

My brother really has the greatest idea in the world.  I won’t spoil it for anyone, but he plans on bringing the FREAKER NATION to a sweaty beverage near you.  Fudge, sorry bro.  I mean seriously it’s simple and cheap.  He lets everyone know he is thinking about them on this Jesus’ Birthday without spending a lot of money.  AND he is supporting one of his best friends in this endeavor to FREAK the world.  Bravo Geoff.  Sometimes I think that he might be able to come up with better ideas than myself, Just joking of course.

If anybody wants to share their gift ideas with me on your comments I will be happy to steal them and brad them as my own.  Thank you.  Here is a helpful video for all you Christmas Shoppers.

Not only does that video have THE GOVENATOR in it, it also has Anakin Skywalker. DO WORK.  Happy Holidays.

So first off I would like to give thoughts and prayers to Virginia Tech.  If you haven’t heard there has been another school shooting the other day which sucks for the whole community.  Obviously someone in Hollywood decided to get a big dick too and start shooting up over there as well.  Public terrorism like this is just another way for people to gain attention.  We wonder why it happens every now and again, well it’s because every freaking news station in America plays it non-stop for 2 weeks.

Second, why the Peterson Brothers should get a cat.

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Alright folks get ready for some football.  We have the greatest football franchise on the face of the earth playing against one of the worst teams of the decade.  And for some reason Fox News thinks that Joshua Cribbs is going to win the game for the Cleveland Browns……..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I mean seriously come on Fox News don’t be hate’n.  Let’s just take some simple statistics and see how they match up.  Primarily from two categories, Total Offense and Total Defense.  I know I could rip the Browns apart on a lot of different levels, but I am writing this with a Mike Tomlin mentality RESPECT YOUR OPPONENT.  So Total Offense, the Steelers about 11 out of the 32 teams that play in the NFL.  Let’s face it they aren’t the number on Offensive team.  The Browns on the other hand are 30th out of 32 teams.  The only other teams worse than them on Offense are the Rams which the Steelers play in two weeks and the Jaguars who we already beat.  To think that Colt McCoy is going to be Tebowing is very unlikely.  HOOK EM’

Next is Total Defense.  Cleveland respectively is 8th on that list, I don’t know how but they managed to make it this far.  The Steelers on the other hand have managed once again to come up with the best Total Defense in the Nation.  Thank you Dick Lebeau.  It also helps that you have some of the best players in the league that just like to rip peoples throats.  I am trying to make this as simple as possible just because I think that Fox News should really be held accountable for the audacity they committed by saying the Clowns would beat the Steelers, so I am only taking the Total yards in each of those categories.

My brother and I will be enjoying a drink and meal at some local tavern so if you are in the Austin area and want 1 free drink, just one, you should hit me up unless you plan on routing for the browns then I will not talk to you for the rest of the night.

“He’ll just smile and be cordial out there. Then he’ll kill you.” Aaron Smith, Defensive Lineman, on Troy Polamulu

I don’t feel like writing anything tonight, but I feel the need to stay in rhythm. Plus my horoscope said “count your blessings” and I’m thankful that I have an audience with the world. So here’s a quick post.
1. I want to try the new Burger King french fries so bad. Everyone who knows me knows that I love to eat and I swear to you I will eat these in the next few weeks and I will write a review.
2. On a second note, HOW do you become the VP of Innovation at BURGER KING. That is a job for me. You should see that kind of stuff I could come up with if I got a job like this. The problem is, you have to earn something like this so I think my first mission is to create something worthy of Epic Meal Time. If you have never seen Epic Meal Time. Here is my favorite video:

3. Burger King actually has a ton of corporate opportunities. Find them here.